Comical hero/villain mismatches

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Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 05, 2014 02:24AM
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So either in canon or fanon let's hear some hilariously funny mismatches between heroes and villains, where the one is confident of his win only to get totally owned because he has no idea of his opponent's having the absolutely worst powers for him to go against.

For example, Klaw vs Dazzler. After she was blackmailed into submitting to Project: Pegasus studying her powers Klaw mistook her concern for his condition for an exploitable weakness and an easy mark and tricks her into freeing him then promptly blasts her with his sonic weapon. But as we know she can absorb an unlimited amount of sonic energy and is immune to any harm from it, and he's made of pure sonic energy. She sucks him up like he's a squishy at the Quick-E-Mart leaving nothing but his sonic claw weapon behind.

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Re: Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 05, 2014 02:35AM
In the video game BATMAN: ARKHAM CITY.

There is this one level, part of the storyline quest, where Batman has to go up against Solomon Grundy. I love Batman, but to be honest, Solomon Grundy is WELL above Batman's power level and I would say beyond Batman's ability to defeat without help from a Justice League member or two. Granted, Solomon has just emerged from torpor and is considerably weaker then he normally would be as a result and you use the surrounding enviroment to defeat him, but still.

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Re: Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 05, 2014 05:40AM
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Squirrel Girl vs pretty much all of her off-panel win foes that remain unexplained.

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Re: Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 05, 2014 09:43AM
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Recent one: Ant-Man (Scott Lang) kicking the crap out of Doctor Doom, who didn't know Ant-Man had unlocked some new powers. smiling smiley

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Re: Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 05, 2014 03:41PM
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Howard the Duck Vs. The Swedish Chef.

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Re: Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 06, 2014 03:28PM
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What about... Chainsaw Batman and Tyranno-Shark vs ordinary thugs?

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Re: Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 09, 2014 06:05AM
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Hahaha

Now that is amusing.
Re: Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 18, 2014 06:39AM
Spider-Man vs. Stilt-Man.

Spidey still ended up winning, but this was one of the funniest confrontations I've ever seen. When Spidey tells Stilt-Man that his powers are useless, I almost spit up what I was eating at the time.
Re: Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 18, 2014 01:15PM
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I remember Spider-Man meeting the Walrus. As I recall, he couldn't stop laughing at how silly the guy was... but he was still pretty strong, and so kind of a threat.

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Re: Comical hero/villain mismatches
February 25, 2014 09:21AM
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Ideally a contest between iceman and the human torch should end in a stalemate of some sort, so how about namor vs iceman?
 
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